If you sleep with your girlfriend on 14th February Valentine’s Day
She will give you good news on 8th March Mother’s Day
And you will have a child on 14th November Children Day
See the medical aspects between these dates…
But DON’T TRY ON EVERY GIRLFRIEND
Otherwise you will have bad news on 1st December Aid’s Day.

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